flight attendant: is there a doctor onboard?

dad [nudging me]: that could’ve been you

me: here one sec

*i put on a tiny stethoscope, attaching a small nametag above my siphon*

dad [nodding with intense pride]: doctorpus

flight attendant: this is serious

dad [nudging me]: yes quite searious indeed

me, the doctorpus: lol send kelp!

flight attendant: oh my cod

surgeon fish, needle shrimp and nurse shark [in unison]: someone take them to the i sea u

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